Monday, May 10, 2004
I like Reese's Pieces.....
I am having one of those days where I really wish my parent's first born child had been male instead of female (in case you are slow on the uptake, I am the oldest in my family), I hate being a girl! Now you may be sitting there asking yourself "Why?".... cause at least if I was a guy, I wouldn't have to worry about getting knocked up or bleeding once a month....
I know it's gross and "We aren't suppose to speak of it" its like some weird cult, everyone has been through the initiation and we don't talk about how much it royally sucks ass. It's funny how they build up this whole "becoming a woman" thingy so much, if I knew then, what I know now, I would have kicked the school nurse in the head when she told us what a "magical" thing it was....
IT'S GROSS.... Painful.... and really ANNOYING. Enough said!
It's the only time, I actually want chocolate, that I wish every male on the planet were dead, though I still want to rape each and every guy who is even remotely good-looking (and not related to me in any way, shape or form). It's something that I used to be completely ashamed of, like humiliated if anyone knew... now I grab a tampon out of my desk drawer and walk to the bathroom, not really caring who notices, cause really every chick has been through it, that is female....
Also at this time of the month I develop an intense hatred for all gay males, especially pretty ones.... keep reading I'll explain....
They still get to be pretty, date hot guys, wear tight pants, white skirts, and not have to worry about turning into a raving psychopath and wondering why you are sitting on the bathroom floor crying about spilling the shampoo.
I HATE BEING A GIRL!
I know it's gross and "We aren't suppose to speak of it" its like some weird cult, everyone has been through the initiation and we don't talk about how much it royally sucks ass. It's funny how they build up this whole "becoming a woman" thingy so much, if I knew then, what I know now, I would have kicked the school nurse in the head when she told us what a "magical" thing it was....
IT'S GROSS.... Painful.... and really ANNOYING. Enough said!
It's the only time, I actually want chocolate, that I wish every male on the planet were dead, though I still want to rape each and every guy who is even remotely good-looking (and not related to me in any way, shape or form). It's something that I used to be completely ashamed of, like humiliated if anyone knew... now I grab a tampon out of my desk drawer and walk to the bathroom, not really caring who notices, cause really every chick has been through it, that is female....
Also at this time of the month I develop an intense hatred for all gay males, especially pretty ones.... keep reading I'll explain....
They still get to be pretty, date hot guys, wear tight pants, white skirts, and not have to worry about turning into a raving psychopath and wondering why you are sitting on the bathroom floor crying about spilling the shampoo.
I HATE BEING A GIRL!
