Thursday, December 04, 2003
Strange thoughts
So did I ever tell you how I wanted to live in an insane asylum for a while??? Yea I thought it would be a pretty carefree existence I mean you get to sit around all day doing absolutely nothing, no worries, no bills, just lots of TV and great drugs. The more you freak out, the better drugs they would give you. I could play pool, videogames, scream, holler! Oh the best part is they expect you to do weird shit like that all the time.
Now I am considering becoming an alcoholic now here is my list of reasons why becoming an alcoholic is a great idea for me:
Not expected to do anything. ( no more driving people around, lending money, paying bills, cleaning)
I could be the life of the party! (except when I throw up)
When I do get drunk and do something stupid (like split the ass out of my pants, dirty dancing with my friend, in the middle of a packed dance floor) it would be "normal".
I would not have to worry about hangovers anymore cause I just wouldn't stop drinking.
I would have something besides smoking to blame my poor health on when I am older.
I would have something in common with MOST (if not all) of the people on this island.
No more explaining why I like to sleep so late, they'll just pass it off on the liquor.
No worries about bills, boys, friends or families........ cause really alcoholics are self-centered selfish people ( which suits me exactly.)
Oh and rehab would be fun I am sure, learning how to make macaroni pictures, and listening to other peoples fucked up stories, and free therapy sessions.
Getting Drunk is FUN!
Yea................. hrmmm................... "Jamie the ALCOHOLIC" might be my superhero nick lol.... we'll see on Saturday night at the work Christmas party.
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
Now I am considering becoming an alcoholic now here is my list of reasons why becoming an alcoholic is a great idea for me:
Not expected to do anything. ( no more driving people around, lending money, paying bills, cleaning)
I could be the life of the party! (except when I throw up)
When I do get drunk and do something stupid (like split the ass out of my pants, dirty dancing with my friend, in the middle of a packed dance floor) it would be "normal".
I would not have to worry about hangovers anymore cause I just wouldn't stop drinking.
I would have something besides smoking to blame my poor health on when I am older.
I would have something in common with MOST (if not all) of the people on this island.
No more explaining why I like to sleep so late, they'll just pass it off on the liquor.
No worries about bills, boys, friends or families........ cause really alcoholics are self-centered selfish people ( which suits me exactly.)
Oh and rehab would be fun I am sure, learning how to make macaroni pictures, and listening to other peoples fucked up stories, and free therapy sessions.
Getting Drunk is FUN!
Yea................. hrmmm................... "Jamie the ALCOHOLIC" might be my superhero nick lol.... we'll see on Saturday night at the work Christmas party.
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
