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Thursday, September 25, 2003

Not for the faint of heart 

So I am going away for the next few days...... and I just wanted to point out a few
things to you crazy folks that read this thing I have added a few new links, I have
been noticing that you cannot scroll down the entire way when you first open the
page and I think that is from me (an complete and utter idiot) fooling around with
links and code when I really shouldn’t be. My brother and Kelly have both started
new blogs, and if you guys all thought I was weird hehehehe check them out.

Now for those of you who are a little sensitive or related to me beware this is not
for your eyes....if you are still reading you cannot mention this ever to anyone
cause again read the disclaimer on the side......... if you are continuing to read this
don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So I am going to start this off looking like a normal everyday sentence write I am
just going to blather away for a minute about absolutely nothing... okay maybe
they have all become bored and stopped reading so I am getting my nipple(s)
pierced in Halifax this weekend I think, I haven’t decided if I should do one or
both and if only one; which one. It has been an idea I have been
contemplating for a while.. a new piercing and well my nipples, well my
breasts themselves have always been a conversation piece due to their
abnormally small size... and they continue to grow smaller by the day,
which I had planned on buying knew bras this weekend as well because I
killed yet another one the other night, I actually popped the wire out of yet
another stupid bra. damn things......... anyway I may go and get something
completely different done..... like I dunno... a few friends have theirs done
and I have been asking them about it... though the idea of gross gooey stuff
coming out of my breast makes me cringe immensely..... I rather enjoy the
monstrosity that is my chest, and to have yucky gross stuff coming from
them makes me ill, what if it stains my shirts, or worse, what if it looks like
they are leaking, that would be fun to explain at work. Or worse what if I go
through all that trouble of getting them done forking over the 60$ per nip
and they reject (grow out of your body) because one of my eyebrow rings
did do that so I have actually had my eye-brow pierced 3 times in total
because I have two peircings in it right now. What if someone bumps into
me? I mean they already get (accidentally) “touched” (groped) by people
walking by who get a little too close and brush against them; won’t it be
mega worse with something extra tender that sticks out a weeeee bit from
my body........... see most of the people who are saying go for it...... well they
have no idea what it is like to have what I do stuck to the front of their
body....... I mean seriously if I get forced to actually buy a bra that fits; it may
crack my bank account. I may end up crying in the sears dressing room,
(cause it and pennington’s are the only places that sells bras in the size i
need, la senza girls faint when I mention “my cup size”). Oh god it really
has come down to a rant about my breasts....... I am talking about my
BOOBS........ what has become of me.... I am going to post this like
everything else....... but I really shouldn’t and btw..... if you did read this, and
I did do it, and you ask in a disgusting manner to see them, I will knock you
out regardless of where we are and who is around (and YES that does me
YOU). AND most importantly if I decide against it, for financial reasons or
otherwise, do not yell at me about it, until you have at least ten piercings in
your body you do not have any right to talk to me about getting pierced......
and for the 100th time I do NOT want any TATS! I am running away fro the
weekend...... i may not come back....... should be interesting.........

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