Sunday, September 07, 2003
Drier than a Nun's Cunt on Sunday
This was the exact words words my sweet innocent friend Tracey used to describe the dryness of something last night, a night where I laughed so much I thought I would pee my pants. Some other interesting remarks made:
- "she fed the hamster so much the it fell over and went into convulsions..............and died"
- "You are saved, motherfucka!"
- "Do not drink" (on a bottle of perfume)
- "I could stick it to my leg" (the bottle of perfume)
- something about which is drier a popcorn fart or a nun's cunt on a Sunday?
- something about "five stars"
- a lot of talk about wanting to get drunk (amazingly we weren't)
- a bit of talk about men and how some of us are more blessed in that department than other.
- a lot of talk about Shane and his "sore foot"
- a brief conversation about "gout" wtf is gout?
- again the story about how Shane had hurt his foot
- and of course how Tracey kicked his sore foot at the hospital
- rectal thermometers!
- we discussed events that we COULD remember from the last week
- the reason we could NOT remember the rest of the events from he last week
Shane was such an easy target last night he got tendonitis in his foot so he could not get around very much he was glued to the couch so we were all tempted to parade girls past him to his bedroom, put on gay porn and poke him with sticks! Poor Shane LOL................
Friday night was an adventure all in itself, Kelly and I ended up staying in and entertaining some rather bizarre males, and drinking every ounce of alcohol we could find, I ended up making Kraft Dinner at 9 am still pleasantly drunk............ then watching Passenger 57 with Wesley snipes till Kelly got up I stole her bed and crashed out for maybe an hour and a half to poor kel called me to pick her up at our lovely place of employment. Unfortunately for Kel it was now her former place of employment! The Bastards! oh well so we headed off to the beach for the afternoon and it turned out to be a rather interesting day and I was quite functionally considering the lack of sleep and the amount of alcohol I had consumed the previous night! No hangovers no tears and best of all lots of fun and excitement, the water was beautiful the sun was shining and we were all happy and healthy........ until Shane had to injure himself........... silly boy!
Anyway life is interesting.................. I don't have to work on Tuesday and I have to go to the dentist tomorrow, i need a filling should be well not too much fun to be honest lol!
- "she fed the hamster so much the it fell over and went into convulsions..............and died"
- "You are saved, motherfucka!"
- "Do not drink" (on a bottle of perfume)
- "I could stick it to my leg" (the bottle of perfume)
- something about which is drier a popcorn fart or a nun's cunt on a Sunday?
- something about "five stars"
- a lot of talk about wanting to get drunk (amazingly we weren't)
- a bit of talk about men and how some of us are more blessed in that department than other.
- a lot of talk about Shane and his "sore foot"
- a brief conversation about "gout" wtf is gout?
- again the story about how Shane had hurt his foot
- and of course how Tracey kicked his sore foot at the hospital
- rectal thermometers!
- we discussed events that we COULD remember from the last week
- the reason we could NOT remember the rest of the events from he last week
Shane was such an easy target last night he got tendonitis in his foot so he could not get around very much he was glued to the couch so we were all tempted to parade girls past him to his bedroom, put on gay porn and poke him with sticks! Poor Shane LOL................
Friday night was an adventure all in itself, Kelly and I ended up staying in and entertaining some rather bizarre males, and drinking every ounce of alcohol we could find, I ended up making Kraft Dinner at 9 am still pleasantly drunk............ then watching Passenger 57 with Wesley snipes till Kelly got up I stole her bed and crashed out for maybe an hour and a half to poor kel called me to pick her up at our lovely place of employment. Unfortunately for Kel it was now her former place of employment! The Bastards! oh well so we headed off to the beach for the afternoon and it turned out to be a rather interesting day and I was quite functionally considering the lack of sleep and the amount of alcohol I had consumed the previous night! No hangovers no tears and best of all lots of fun and excitement, the water was beautiful the sun was shining and we were all happy and healthy........ until Shane had to injure himself........... silly boy!
Anyway life is interesting.................. I don't have to work on Tuesday and I have to go to the dentist tomorrow, i need a filling should be well not too much fun to be honest lol!
