Thursday, August 21, 2003
Has EVERYONE gone stark-raving MAD
So yea, if it wasn't my good friend Tracey's Birthday BASH tomorrow I would go home tonight after work and LOCK myself in my ROOM turn off the phone and curl up in bed and become a hermit for the weekend, leaving only for my dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon.............................I have had enough.............. enough of work, enough of the fighting, enough of people trying to FUCK with my friends.................enough of the people not talking...............enough of the people trying to honestly express their feeling only to be met with backlash....................enough of people constantly criticzing me and my decisions...........enough of the dear and drear....................doesn't anyone want to be happy anymore because lately some of my nearest and dreariest friends have been quite negative and you know WHAT..................life is great the sun is shining and people love you.....................people care............I want everyone to just stop for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES and realize that live is precious and very short why waste it being all depressed and pissy and shit...........let's all get over ourselves to quote a friend...................................
BTW for those of you who love to mock me.................................I have a lovely story for you.............................I was at work for an extra 55 minutes last night talking to a wonderfully intellectually-challenged women from ALABAMA (the height of intelligence in the brilliant country of USA)............ANYWAY.........so I leave work talking on the phone to KELLY and I was babbling away looking in my purse for my keys as we chatted and lo and behold no keys in my purse, so I turn around and walk back to work and got checked by security up to my desk...... NO KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was cursing and swearing (something I wouldn't normally fucking do) and searching everywhere for my god damn keys........................so I walked back out to my car past security stopping quickly to tell them if they found any keys there were mine..........................and back to my baby (my lovely cavalier).............and you know what..........my keys were hanging in the IGNITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an idiot........................... oh well I called my Mom to bring in the key on her way to work in the morning (she doesn't work on Thursdays!)so then I said well Dad does.......................he booked the day off................so I was like okay nevermind................but she said she would (mind you I woke the poor women out of a dead sleep)............so I thought I will just crash at my friends place and get the key in the morning, and then my phone rings.........my mom woke up a bit more and realized she only had the key for the ignition not for the doors ( she woke up and realized this and I didn't; it never even crossed my mind)....so then I called one of my other friends to get the number of the guy she used to unlocked her doors two days before when she had done the exact same thing! So I ended up getting my keys crashing at my friends after watching a horrendous Canadian movie.............................
What a day!
BTW for those of you who love to mock me.................................I have a lovely story for you.............................I was at work for an extra 55 minutes last night talking to a wonderfully intellectually-challenged women from ALABAMA (the height of intelligence in the brilliant country of USA)............ANYWAY.........so I leave work talking on the phone to KELLY and I was babbling away looking in my purse for my keys as we chatted and lo and behold no keys in my purse, so I turn around and walk back to work and got checked by security up to my desk...... NO KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was cursing and swearing (something I wouldn't normally fucking do) and searching everywhere for my god damn keys........................so I walked back out to my car past security stopping quickly to tell them if they found any keys there were mine..........................and back to my baby (my lovely cavalier).............and you know what..........my keys were hanging in the IGNITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an idiot........................... oh well I called my Mom to bring in the key on her way to work in the morning (she doesn't work on Thursdays!)so then I said well Dad does.......................he booked the day off................so I was like okay nevermind................but she said she would (mind you I woke the poor women out of a dead sleep)............so I thought I will just crash at my friends place and get the key in the morning, and then my phone rings.........my mom woke up a bit more and realized she only had the key for the ignition not for the doors ( she woke up and realized this and I didn't; it never even crossed my mind)....so then I called one of my other friends to get the number of the guy she used to unlocked her doors two days before when she had done the exact same thing! So I ended up getting my keys crashing at my friends after watching a horrendous Canadian movie.............................
What a day!
