WELCOME TO THE JAMIE SHOW!

I have decided instead of you all having to listen to my drivel here is a joke for you, which I hope this will be me when I get older:

btw I love frogs and have quite a collection of frog things at home.

frogs maybe luck for some

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided
she needed a pet to keep her company........
So off to the pet shop she went......
She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to
catch her interest, except this ugly frog......


As she walked by the jar he was in,
he looked and winked at her......
He whispered ,

"IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME
AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."


The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK,
she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car........
Driving down the road the frog whispered
to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY"................


So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK,
and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an
absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........
AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO???????????
COME ON GUESS??????



OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON





SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL



SHE COULD FIND...................................



SHE MIGHT BE OLD...... BUT NOT DEAD....


btw if anyone does want to know I am going to main event after work tonight, and possibly to the movie and then to Herman's tomorrow for the HYPNOTIST! woohoo lol should be an interesting weekend plus I want to go to the dance for the heart and stroke foundation and see if Tara's head gets shaved lol............................................

have a great weekend everyone................ feel free to comment I enjoy reading them!