Tuesday, July 15, 2003
i am on a dial up connection at home which sucks ass compared to the connection at work, I am way to impatient to wait for pages to load and i have several windows open right now with different conversations and information loading.....................
I had such a lazy day today i got up at one and sat out on the deck and looked at the mira river, i would have loved to go swimming but didn't for two very good reasons, one I have pink-eye (just in case you are a complete idiot and didn't read that in the last three entries i will repeat it again pink-eye a "highly contagious" disease) and because i was alone and afraid i may drown.....................
a joke for y'all (hehehehehe i'm from arkansas and I think blah blah blah squashes blah like a BUG)
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
I'm not racist I hate everyone................... (my dad always says that)
i just started a live journal so i could read my cousins................ i wil have tooooooo "you know you are really selkf absorbed when......." YOur name is Jamie!
YOu know if i am half as big a bitch as i think I am I may really be the anti-christ but i am at least not a head case......... and i am rarely intentionally mean and if i don't pick on you then i must not like you..... cause i only pick on people i truly enjoy the company of............. hrmm why is that??????
does anyone read this and if so............ does any of what i am saying make any fuckin sense?????????
I had such a lazy day today i got up at one and sat out on the deck and looked at the mira river, i would have loved to go swimming but didn't for two very good reasons, one I have pink-eye (just in case you are a complete idiot and didn't read that in the last three entries i will repeat it again pink-eye a "highly contagious" disease) and because i was alone and afraid i may drown.....................
a joke for y'all (hehehehehe i'm from arkansas and I think blah blah blah squashes blah like a BUG)
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
I'm not racist I hate everyone................... (my dad always says that)
i just started a live journal so i could read my cousins................ i wil have tooooooo "you know you are really selkf absorbed when......." YOur name is Jamie!
YOu know if i am half as big a bitch as i think I am I may really be the anti-christ but i am at least not a head case......... and i am rarely intentionally mean and if i don't pick on you then i must not like you..... cause i only pick on people i truly enjoy the company of............. hrmm why is that??????
does anyone read this and if so............ does any of what i am saying make any fuckin sense?????????
