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Thursday, July 31, 2003

Ponderings 

I have decided to run away, I think I have been here long enough to meet some fun people but not long enough for any of them to really miss me........................ I am going to call and make the arrangements tonight, I was sitting here on an hour long call, and I decided like I always do on the spur of the moment that I am moving again.................... and I am going to take a trip in January or Feb. to Dominican if anyone wants to come let me know, if we can get 10 or more peeps together we can get some pretty cheap deals. Plus one of my friends grandmothers owns a travel agency............. cheap thrills, somewhere hot................ I am secretly hoping no one is reading this cause I am running away and it's no fun to tell everyone first maybe I shouldn't post this....................

Monday, July 28, 2003

Terror 

So I just read someone's blog for the day, this person is very close to me..................I almost vomited, do you know what happens when you read something, and it scares the SHIT out of you...........you don't think it's serious but for the period of time that you think it might be:

You are TERRIFIED!

You keep wondering about things that were said and things that weren't said and what you should have said.................


this is that piece of "writing":

***************************************************************************************

this is my suicide note

to whom it may concern

consider this my end, my goodbye, my going out with a bang. this world is to much for a young ,confused lady like I I know nothing about living. this air is tainted and I cannot take another breath. this world is cruel and I cannot take another put down. we are cruel people you know. it makes me sad to know just how cruel we are to each other. we are ignorant people you know. we let younge children and new born babies starve to death in other countries because we are to damn 2 faced to give up a few dollars a day to help out someone other than ourselves. put down the coffee and donuts and think about someone other than yourself!

to the people who think material things are important. get a life
to the people who are so concerned about looks. your lame
to everyone else fuck you
to the kids who made fun of me in school: whos laughing now
to my mom and dad i wish we were closer
to my brother i love you
to me sad it had to be this way

this is not your fault

i love you



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Now I WIGGED OUT, I almost vomited, I ran to the washroom on personal and tried to call them............it was busy...............GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I then got stuck on another super long call.......... and I have never been so troubled in my whole life.

I did get in contact with this persona and they did right me and Apology and I will also include the email I sent them and their reply, mind you it is a little censored to keep the identity private!

#########################################################################################
I am HYPER-PISSED AT YOU RIGHT NOW
>
>THEY ARE NOT EVEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE ANGER AND PAIN I FEEL RIGHT
>NOW
>
>
>I DON'T KNOW WHERE IN THE FUCK YOU ARE
>AT......................BUT IF I DO NOT SPEAK TO YOU IN
>PERSON...........................
>
>
>I JUST READ YOUR DREADFUL BLOG ENTRY AND ALMOST VOMITED AT WORK, I
>WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND CALLED MY MOM
>CRYING...............................
>
>IF THAT WAS SOME SORT OF FUCKING SICK JOKE I WILL BE COMING TO NEW
>BRUNSWICK NEXT WEEK TO BEAT YOUR HEAD IN! I AM SO TWISTED MAD
>RIGHT NOW IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY
>
>
>I WILL BE CALLING YOU TONIGHT AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>ANYMORE...........................
>
>
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>
>
>JAMIE
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

RESPONSE:

dude im sooo sorry. i swear on my life nothing was meant by that post. i was watching this movie 'pump up the radio' and not to go into any great detail about the movie but this radio dj takes about his friends death blah blah blah and i dont understand suicide and i dont want to cause its not a good thing but for some reason i wrote that. i didnt think it would be taken serioulsy but obvisouly i never thought that threw to well. it was a joke,a very bad joke and im sorry i made you worry so much. i feel like shit now. thanks for ragging me out though, made me realize how dumb i am. so sorry jamie. i deleted the post. im a fucked up kid who has to much time on my hands and decided it would be funny to write fucked up shit in my journal.again im sorry.

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anyway I am posting this stuff.................. I need to go home and deal with another friends crap with her boyfriend and I need to cry! Not even totally sure what I even wrote in this...............................




Thursday, July 24, 2003

My FAVORITE Joke right now, my mom sent this to me. But Jacqueline had told us this joke on our way back from halifax after Canada long weekend, and I have been telling it ever since.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says, "30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK 'cause he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount ofmoney and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused,
Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"


(are you ready?)






The bank manager looks back at her and says," It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."

Stupid but funny..................and I tell it so poorly, even when it is written LOL

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Weeeeeeeee 

It was a beautiful day today.................................and I slept till 2:15, then got up showered and pick up my friend, Amy and went to work........................... Last night was a crazy night.......................... Drove my dad home, and then back to Sydney where Tanya,Tania and I went to Jaspers for late night appetizers, with a side of sour cream with them all..........LOL........... we had more sour cream than food it was a riot, I bought a cheap camera on the weekend and had to take a picture of all the sour cream sitting on the table.............then we went to Big Ben's where I purchased a "magazine" that I read solely for the articles mind you.....................the poor guy at the cash was more embarrassed than me and of course some ice cream................ if we weren't all single I would have thought we had all just broken up with the loves of our lives............. then back to the bay, where I managed to fall asleep around 6............................

I haven't been home since Thursday.............and might not be till Thursday...............the joys of being single and NO responsibilities, I LOVE MY LIFE!

Thinking about going to school now if the fall, the idea of having weekends, holidays and summers off look more appealing all the time, going to get my bachelor of education, then my masters and finally my doctorate........going to be an eccentric college professor, and will still have weekends, holidays and summers off, and with teaching university, your summer starts in April and you get three weeks at Christmas and the salary................. I have a great LIFE!

I must have been a saint in a previous life.............

Sunday, July 20, 2003

please comment on the following, in some insane manner or another...........................

so I had an interesting weekend.............................. 

Friday night, I drove everyone around till quarter to 11, so then I decided to play catch up.......................... stupid idea, I drank about 15-18 shots in under an hour.............

went to the hub club where almost everyone that works in my building, that was off work was partying it up..........

interesting very interesting.................................. I ended up doing shots of Baja Rosa with a bunch of crazy drunks from work.

then Shane and Sean came to pick me up, I got in the car with Shane's sister, Shane, Sean, Tania, and Tanya (Shane's roommate and her friend) now I am dating Sean and he is a great guy, but....... when I am drunk and in a moving vehicle I need people to drive SLOW and NICE but he did not! so we got down about 4 blocks and I yelled stop and proceeded to pile out of the car; with everyone else hot on my heels and proceeded to puke my guts up, then plunked myself down on the pavement. where Sean plunked down next to me, and I patted his leg nicely and told him to go far away from me, somewhere where he couldn't see or hear what I was about to do, lol

and man was I sick as a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and one of my dear sweet friends was pissing in the ditch while I was puking and everyone else heading down the street to a party in progress........

then I went back to shames and threw up for another hour and a half, I hadn't ate barely anything all day and it was a hot day and I hadn't drank really anything except some pop and way too much booze, in way too short a period of time.................................

so I had to have a super cold shower and regurgitated a bit more before I could finally fall asleep, I ended up crying over the toilet to Shane (who god love, him stayed home from the bar to take care of me) about Sean..................... lol shames sister asked Sean out on a date in front of me; she said IN FRONT OF ME: "Who would you rather go out with tonight me or HER?(and pointed at me!) did I ever feel super stupid.................. I was standing there drinking (this was before the puking and the hub club) and Sean looked at me with this "what the fuck" look on his face and I just turned around and said go with her tonight! she then started hanging off him all night long.which was weird, to be perfectly honest. thank god I wasn't out all night.

so I was telling Shane that I liked Sean and that I thought things were going well and that if his sister really wanted him than that was fine though I did enjoy spending time with Sean, maybe that would be best and that I wasn't sure if things were going the way I had expected........ rambling on and on like a fool......................................

than I climbed in the shower and tried to sober up, some................. when I was sitting in the shower (because I was afraid I would fall over) someone came in the washroom (Shane had left the door open incase I hurt myself or something (HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and rubbed my back and patted my head and then left (it was Sean, I felt like a fool) and nervously asked Shane if Sean had heard me rambling on about him while throwing up earlier (thank GOD, he hadn't)


anyway I ended up getting some sleep and woke up the next morning, in shames bed (he had slept on the couch and gave me his bed) don't tell anyone (he'll lose his rep for being a asshole)

so I went out with Sean that evening to see Pirates of the Caribbean; and a bunch of interesting things occurred, when I apologized for acting like an idiot and throwing up he said it didn't bother him, and I didn't need to apologize, then I apologized for sending him away while I was throwing up on the side of the road and he said and I quote "I am used to taking care of my girlfriends when they are throwing up" ......................................................................... oh my god does that mean he thinks of me his girlfriend????????????????????????????????????? wtf??

then I was talking to the other Tania who went out with us last night and she had talked to Sean and mentioned something about him and I dating, and he said that Jamie likes to keep things casual.......

now I am messed does that mean he doesn't, does he want something more?????? Why do guys have to make things complicated, what's so wrong with a casual relationship........then again why am I contemplating this myself if this is only a casual thing? I like the causal thing......... oh my god I have turned into a chick I am shutting up now!

Heads got shaved, people threw up, other people got laid, some got in fights (or at least tried too), and some acted like complete assholes, and other just enjoyed drinks with friends.

btw this was a email that I was going to send to my friends Kelly and decided to post it.............

things that were said in here are a little personal and I dunno if I should really post this but what the hell...........

Thursday, July 17, 2003

Joker 

I have decided instead of you all having to listen to my drivel here is a joke for you, which I hope this will be me when I get older:

btw I love frogs and have quite a collection of frog things at home.

frogs maybe luck for some

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided
she needed a pet to keep her company........
So off to the pet shop she went......
She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to
catch her interest, except this ugly frog......


As she walked by the jar he was in,
he looked and winked at her......
He whispered ,

"IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME
AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."


The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK,
she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car........
Driving down the road the frog whispered
to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY"................


So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK,
and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an
absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........
AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO???????????
COME ON GUESS??????



OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON





SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL



SHE COULD FIND...................................



SHE MIGHT BE OLD...... BUT NOT DEAD....


btw if anyone does want to know I am going to main event after work tonight, and possibly to the movie and then to Herman's tomorrow for the HYPNOTIST! woohoo lol should be an interesting weekend plus I want to go to the dance for the heart and stroke foundation and see if Tara's head gets shaved lol............................................

have a great weekend everyone................ feel free to comment I enjoy reading them!

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Adventures in Abay 

I am in A-bay................ now for any of you who actually know what A-bay is you may be wondering why in the hell I am in A-bay, now for any of you who have heard my calls you will know exactly why I am here LOL, but seriously, I jokingly told my supervisor that I wanted to go to A-bay, plus a girl on my team (who is a big JERK) wanted someone to keep her company in A-bay......... and I seriously contemplating the idea and decided what the hell a little extra training never hurt anyone!

So I am in A-bay and for the most part (this is my first call) things are going well, though it is only 8:34 and already I am kinda bored and wanna go home plus I do not have messenger..............which sucks. but no one is really around to talk to anyway....................

I am running an installation, and she is screaming at her family.................I NEED PATIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could write an entire blog on the trials and turmoil of explaining what in the hell a forward slash is to an AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anyway going to try not to write about work it is counter-productive, it causes me to become upset................ so people really irritate me. I HATE EMPATHY STATEMENTS IT SOUNDS SUPER GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So today was my first day back to work after five days off, Friday and Saturday were scheduled days off Sunday through Tuesday were the "adventures with pink-eye" days. Team meeting was interesting.......... Davinna isn't here but apparently tonight is Donkin street dance and she had mentioned she wanted to go to that............... hrmmmmmmmmmmmm Davinna wherever you are I am bored and want you to come to work so I can bother you!

I am thinking about going to the Dominican in January if anyone is interested and we could get at least ten people we could probably get a great group rate! Leave a comment or something Dominican republic in January while the other suckers are working and driving in the snow we could be laying on the beach.hehehehehehehe I'm so excited and I just can't fight it........ All of the asses on LOA should be back to work by then and their should be some arability!

My caller didn't hang up her phone properly so I am listening to the rustling in the kitchen and we are in orange so maybe I should hang up on her, the call is 25 minutes long......................hrmm

Just had a side-by-side quality done............lol..........poor Brenda it was a thirty minute call.............the guy was an idiot...........he wanted to add secondary account and everytime I said account he thought we were going to charge him more money................... FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay no more writing the blog at work it makes me write too much crap about work.................... I want to run away and join the circus Georgina is going to be the bearded lady and I will be the tiny trapeze artist, Amy can ride the white pony in a pink dress, Davinna you can be the lion tamer, Cory can ride the elephant, Shane can be the clown, and Angela (since you ditched me) you can shovel the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't worry i am not upset that you FOR DITCHING ME IN ABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway.................................... anyone up for the circus????????????????

I am rotting in A-bay alone :( because someone left me all alone :( waaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is insane

toodles lol

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

Reminiscent 

So here I go again, soon I will get the hang of this, it's kinda like writing an email except with he wonders of MSN 8.5 I don't usually have to worry about capitalizing my "I"'s and checking for grammatical errors because it highlights them.......... nuisance or very helpful.... I guess it depends who you are and how fucked in the head you are..... so in case you didn't notice I don't read this before I publish it or it probably would never be published. It's raining and I do so love the rain during the summer, especially when it it piss pouring down rain and the sun is brightly shining, it kinda freaky which makes it so much more fun. I am going to include my favorite poem in this site, and some day soon I will stop hiding behind jokes and poems and actually write something that means something to me. This is my FAVORITE poem though if I had wrote it it would have been titled: At 13

AT SEVENTEEN
(Janis Ian)

I LEARNED THE TRUTH AT SEVENTEEN
THAT LOVE WAS MEANT FOR BEAUTY QUEENS
AND HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WITH CLEAR SKINNED SMILES
WHO MARRIED YOUNG AND THEN RETIRED
THE VALENTINES I NEVER KNEW
THE FRIDAY NIGHT CHARADES OF YOUTH
WERE SPENT ON ONE MORE BEAUTIFUL
AT SEVENTEEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH

AND THOSE OF US WITH RAVAGED FACES
LACKING IN THE SOCIAL GRACES
DESPERATELY REMAINED AT HOME
INVENTING LOVERS ON THE PHONE
WHO CALLED TO SAY - COME DANCE WITH ME
AND MURMURED VAGUE OBSCENITIES
IT ISN'T ALL IT SEEMS AT SEVENTEEN

A BROWN EYED GIRL IN HAND ME DOWNS
WHOSE NAME I NEVER COULD PRONOUNCE
SAID - PITY PLEASE THE ONES WHO SERVE
THEY ONLY GET WHAT THEY DESERVE
THE RICH RELATIONED HOMETOWN QUEEN
MARRIES INTO WHAT SHE NEEDS
WITH A GUARANTEE OF COMPANY
AND HAVEN FOR THE ELDERLY

SO REMEMBER THOSE WHO WIN THE GAME
LOSE THE LOVE THEY SOUGHT TO GAIN
IN DEBENTURES OF QUALITY AND DUBIOUS INTEGRITY
THEIR SMALL-TOWN EYES WILL GAPE AT YOU
IN DULL SURPRISE WHEN PAYMENT DUE
EXCEEDS ACCOUNTS RECEIVED AT SEVENTEEN

(INSTRUMENTAL)

TO THOSE OF US WHO KNEW THE PAIN
OF VALENTINES THAT NEVER CAME
AND THOSE WHOSE NAMES WERE NEVER CALLED
WHEN CHOOSING SIDES FOR BASKETBALL
IT WAS LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY
THE WORLD WAS YOUNGER THAN TODAY
WHEN DREAMS WERE ALL THEY GAVE FOR FREE
TO UGLY DUCKLING GIRLS LIKE ME

WE ALL PLAY THE GAME, AND WHEN WE DARE
WE CHEAT OURSELVES AT SOLITAIRE
INVENTING LOVERS ON THE PHONE
REPENTING OTHER LIVES UNKNOWN
THAT CALL AND SAY - COME ON, DANCE WITH ME
AND MURMUR VAGUE OBSCENITIES
AT UGLY GIRLS LIKE ME, AT SEVENTEEN



high school...... one of my first real crushes, Darren, is home for his ten year high school reunion and I will not get to see him which actually makes me sad....... he was such a sweet guy......... though still hung up on his ex-girlfriend when I liked him and I was only 15 and he 21 and he was much to sweet to take advantage of it.... damn him for that! So instead I dated one of his friends" though I don't think Darren really like Derek at all........ Derek was my first "real" boyfriend... loll He was 21 and had a child............ we broke up a week after I turned 16, he went back to the mother of his child and I went on my merry way knowing that my parents would love every guy I dated after that............. but Darren, has been in Calgary since things all went sour at Sabbath, well just beforehand and I did miss him I have seen him a few times since then, he was a kind-hearted guy that I would crush in a minute if I ever dated now.... funny how things change I have become so strong and unrepentant, I would much rather date a million guys then settle down with one, and I am so god damn bossy, though I tend to associate with people who are the same, yet I always end up being the one who jumps out in front (poor Cory the control freak always having to be in charge...... I had fun telling you where to go and how to get there in Hali............

speaking of Hali I have decided that we should rent a car and go on a trip every two weeks till the end of the summer Davinna.... what do you think?? New Brunswick next weekend and PEI in august?? my aunt and uncle will be there all we will need to do is show up with a tent and we can stay on their site??????? and I know where some fun can be found in downtown Charlottetown................. if anyone else cares to join in any of my crazy misadventures, that is if I don't get fired from my job and move to either: Petti' or Inivuk or maybe it's finally time to head to Scotland and find me a man.......... LOL but that's a story for another time

maybe I will go to Hali this weekend now that my "baby" is fixed, though I do have some bills to pay and the sick days may have put a damper on the pay-cheque hrmmmmmmm but Meagan would make sure that I had lots of fun and I could go back to the DOME and check out more of the beautiful men.... they actually have all their teeth when you leave Cape Breton.............. it's amazing.................. I wanna go see Pirate of the Caribbean this weekend .........Oh Johnny Depp how I love you and ORLANDO BLOOM made me ***********************(well that was an inappropriate)

Anyway for those who didn't realize it all the Cory is so great yadda yadda yaaaaaa comments were made by Cory...... because he wants me.... poor guy he is freakishly deformed and desperate............................. does anyone remember what Gollum looked like in Lord of the rings???????? anyway poor guy.............

If anyone wants to pee their pants laughing read this site www.tardblog.com don't think just laugh LOL

cheers...........
i am on a dial up connection at home which sucks ass compared to the connection at work, I am way to impatient to wait for pages to load and i have several windows open right now with different conversations and information loading.....................

I had such a lazy day today i got up at one and sat out on the deck and looked at the mira river, i would have loved to go swimming but didn't for two very good reasons, one I have pink-eye (just in case you are a complete idiot and didn't read that in the last three entries i will repeat it again pink-eye a "highly contagious" disease) and because i was alone and afraid i may drown.....................

a joke for y'all (hehehehehe i'm from arkansas and I think blah blah blah squashes blah like a BUG)

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."


I'm not racist I hate everyone................... (my dad always says that)


i just started a live journal so i could read my cousins................ i wil have tooooooo "you know you are really selkf absorbed when......." YOur name is Jamie!

YOu know if i am half as big a bitch as i think I am I may really be the anti-christ but i am at least not a head case......... and i am rarely intentionally mean and if i don't pick on you then i must not like you..... cause i only pick on people i truly enjoy the company of............. hrmm why is that??????

does anyone read this and if so............ does any of what i am saying make any fuckin sense?????????
I am a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when i get all steamed up here me shout tip me over and pour me out.

I shouldn't have started this damn thing people will actually find out how crazy i really am.... maybe the fact that i don't try and hide anything keeps me saner than everyone else.......... maybe i really will move to africa and work in a childrens hospital and die of aids maybe my grammy is right...... but i think that i should be helping peopel and thoguh "technically" (double entrend) that is my job right now i think explaining how to turn on a computer is not really that fulfilling............. i need to change the world and stop being so self absorbed.................................. the crazy thing about blogs is i can say "I" as many times as i wish........... lol

i dunno i am a sick little girl right now..............

Monday, July 14, 2003

CORY! 

So I smartened up and decided to start my blog in notepad then cut and copy it into here so I wouldn't be able to erase it on myself!

This whole being diseased thing is not overly fun, I am currently in quarantine for this "highly contagious" ( the doctor's exact quote) viral infection.

Anyway...... the whole purpose for this is to have a way to keep in touch with some of my friends who live a hell of a long way away from me. Except my dear sweet, cute friend Cory ( who does rock btw) HAS YET TO GET OFF HIS DAMN ASS AND ADD A COMMENTS SECTION TO MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that I am upset in the slightest by this only a little tense due to my illness...... :)

going to go watch movie will contiue when i return....................................
just to let everyone know, CORY IS GREAT.
I also wrote a lovely post about my weekend and then while trying to edit it I erased it............ Because I AM AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Proud to be Canadian 

I am sick and I really enjoy this so something for you to laugh at and anyone who works with me will understand why I find this amusing........

BTW.... He stabbed you in the leg and you wanna go on a date with me?????????????

I AM CANADIAN
(clears Throat)
(the Canadian one is actually a commercial and is all true!)

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!


and the really amusing PART:


I AM AMERICAN

Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I'm pretty sure they were American.

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!



THIS SUCKS

I have pink -eye and don't want to screw this up more must sleep........ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thursday, July 10, 2003

shit i just wrote an incrediably long post and deleted it all by accident i am an idiot

Beginnings 

This is not to be confused with most blogs.......... I will be ranting and rambling, there will be lots of typing errors and very little of this will make sense not to mention the spelling, I love to use big words but spelling them is a completely different story. My English teachers would be ashamed to see the previous sentence.... To think I am probably going to go to school to become a teacher, or move north, or go to Europe, if anyone has any suggestions as to where I should go... I won't listen because like my brother and I were discussing earlier today, I go wherever the wind blows me. I love the freedom I have in my life, I get up and run away whenever I get bored or scared.... Now that is a story for another day.. So this is my first blog and it's the first post and I think it was terrible... oh well.

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